karlsparxxx:

browncoatfromtheshire:

M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

:(

holy shit

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

jetgreguar:

challengerapproaching:

Hyrule Temple is coming back to the Wii U version of Smash Bros 4!! :D

THE CLENCH TRENCH IS BACK

fortressofself:

dude must be really late for school

fortressofself:

dude must be really late for school

ihavetofart:

that is our building
and we sell paper

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars


free him

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

eggpreg:

so ive been watching twin peaks

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

vinegod:

The day she found out the truth.. by Funny Kids

dopeworldemmanuel:

!!!!! CREDITS: @GagaLovesBey

Double Standards 2014.

dopeworldemmanuel:

!!!!! CREDITS: @GagaLovesBey

Double Standards 2014.